rnyfh:
the greeks at the gates of troy
salad:
sometimes i consider matching with douchey guys on tinder just so i can tell them what a douche they are
on a booze cruise the other day and the DJ stops the music and goes “let’s drop it like the motherfucking titanic!!!!!”
im super hungover and gross right now and my friend came over and gave me the MOST backhanded compliment ever she goes “are you not wearing makeup right now? you look better without makeup!”